priscilla

confusione:

Bernadette: We've only recently discovered that young Anthony here, bats for both teams. Mitzi: I do not!
Felicia: Oh, so we're straight?
Mitzi: No.
Felicia: Oh, we're not. So we're a donut puncher, after all?
Mitzi: No.
Felicia: Then what the fuck are we?
Mitzi: I don't fuckin' know.

ma sopra tutti: BERNADETTE

Bernadette: That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
Bernadette: One more push, I'm gonna to smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth!
Bernadette: Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!